being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
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marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
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i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you
ohhh so that’s why no one ever talks to me!
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i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
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